Q: Why do people carry umbrella?
A: Because umbrellas can't walk.
Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head
and carry them over puddles.
I want a guy who would steal my umbrella,
jump in the puddles just to splash me
and kiss me before I could yell at him.
puddle [ˋpʌd!] 水坑; 泥潭; 窪
splash [splæʃ] 濺, 潑