A man goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder,

it really hurts.

If I touch my knee - OUCH!

When I touch my forehead,

it really, really hurts."

The doctor says,

"I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

 

英文單字

go to the doctor  看醫生

forehead  

 

 

另一則

 

A man went to the doctor one day and said:

"I've just been playing Rugby

and when I got back I found that

when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy

and everywhere else, it really hurt."

So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."

英文單字

Rugby [ˋrʌgbɪ]  英式橄欖球

playing Rugby   玩英式橄欖球

 

 

再來一則

Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor,

every morning when I get up and look in the mirror

- I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

 

英文單字

look in the mirror 照鏡子

eyesight 視力

throw up  嘔吐

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