A man goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder,
it really hurts.
If I touch my knee - OUCH!
When I touch my forehead,
it really, really hurts."
The doctor says,
"I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
go to the doctor 看醫生
A man went to the doctor one day and said:
"I've just been playing Rugby
and when I got back I found that
when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy
and everywhere else, it really hurt."
So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."
- Rugby [ˋrʌgbɪ] 英式橄欖球
playing Rugby 玩英式橄欖球
Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor,
every morning when I get up and look in the mirror
- I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
look in the mirror 照鏡子
throw up 嘔吐