1.. Why did Santa have three gardens?
2.. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
3. What goes ho-ho-swoosh? Ho-ho-swoosh?
4. What is the end of Christmas?
5. What do you call a flamingo at the North Pole?
6. What did one angel say to the other?
7. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
8. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
9. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
10. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
1. So he could hoe, hoe, hoe!
2. Mooo-ry Christmas!
3. Santa caught in a revolving door!
4. The letter s!
6. Halo there!
7. It looks like rain, dear! (rein-deer)
8. The Christmas alphabet has No L! (Noel)
9. I'm going out tonight!
10. Thanks, I'll never part with it!
- Jan 31 Thu 2008 01:22